actually, I'm a sock model
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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