is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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