At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
send nudes
from the living room?
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