singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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