the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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