Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Soap is not a condiment
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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