brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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