I hope mine doesn't look like that
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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