after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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