Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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