Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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