...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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