She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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