We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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