16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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