found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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