Welp...herpes.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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