We got so high we made milksteak
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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