he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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