i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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