Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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