help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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