i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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