That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
