I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
