If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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