My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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