You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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