Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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