Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Still dying that you shit outside
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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