Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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