brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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