Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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