It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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