Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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