how can u be prego again
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
