that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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