it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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