I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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