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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i out mim tonsoeep
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