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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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