let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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