She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Houston, we have a blender
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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