I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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