Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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