So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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