I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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