it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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