its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The cops high fived after they tackled you
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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