She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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