There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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