I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
